Birthday Card: The Golden Years
The Golden Years
I've heard 'em called the "golden" years, this time in life that we have neared. What makes 'em "golden", I don't know cuz this is how it seems to go: You cain't get up, ya cain't bend down, that dang cholesterol can make ya frown. Yer hearing aid goes on the fritz, a sip o' whiskey will getcha blitzed! Yer memory fades, yer teeth fall out and yer always wonderin' what those young'ns are talkin' about!
So as another birthday comes to pass, to you, I'd like to raise a glass...
Here's to our health (while it still lasts), and those "golden" years?
They can kiss my ass!
Happy Birthday from One Golden Oldie to Another
• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.
Artist: Crash Cooper
5 1/2" x 7 1/4"