Birthday Card: It's not just a matter of knowing one end from the other...
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Hey, you old fool! Do you realize you've got a suppository stuck in yer ear? What? Never mind that now. I gotta figure out where I put my dang hearing aid!
Primary Verse (suggested):
At our age, it's not just a matter of knowing one end from the other, you've also gotta keep track of where all the parts fit!
• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• White envelope included with every card
• Printed on recycled paper
• Made in U.S.A.
Artist: Ben Crane