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Birthday CardThose 'golden' years? They can kiss my...

Those 'golden' years?  They can kiss my... | Crash Cooper | 2004639-P | Leanin' Tree
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Front Verse: The Golden YearsI've heard 'em called the "golden" years, this time in life that we have neared. What makes 'em "golden", I don't know cuz this is how it seems to go: You cain't get up, ya cain't bend down, that dang cholesterol can make ya frown. Yer hearing aid goes on the fritz, a sip o' whiskey will getcha blitzed! Yer memory fades, yer teeth fall out and yer always wonderin' what those young'ns are talkin' about!
Primary Verse (suggested): So as another birthday comes to pass, to you, I'd like to raise a glass... Here's to our health (while it still lasts), and those "golden" years? They can kiss my ass! Happy Birthday from One Golden Oldie to Another

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• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• White envelope included with every card
• Printed on recycled paper
• Made in U.S.A.

Artist: Crash Cooper  
Item#:  2004639-P
Size:  5x7 Folded