Birthday Card: Those 'golden' years? They can kiss my...
Sending Service (one mail date)
Quantity Discounts - Save up to 30%
Available online only!
This card can only be ordered online.
Not available by phone or mail-in orders.
The Golden YearsI've heard 'em called the "golden" years, this time in life that we have neared. What makes 'em "golden", I don't know cuz this is how it seems to go: You cain't get up, ya cain't bend down, that dang cholesterol can make ya frown. Yer hearing aid goes on the fritz, a sip o' whiskey will getcha blitzed! Yer memory fades, yer teeth fall out and yer always wonderin' what those young'ns are talkin' about!
Primary Verse (suggested):
So as another birthday comes to pass, to you, I'd like to raise a glass...
Here's to our health (while it still lasts), and those "golden" years?
They can kiss my ass!
Happy Birthday from One Golden Oldie to Another
• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• White envelope included with every card
• Printed on recycled paper
• Made in U.S.A.
Artist: Crash Cooper