Birthday Card: Now, aren't you glad you got this card?!!
Gettin' old is quite a drag. Your hair turns gray, things start to sag... A shot of Pepto's your evening snack, Along with aspirin for the aching back.
The eyes go bad and the teeth fall out, To hear your friends, they have to shout. The bills pile up though you work danged hard...
Now, aren't you glad you got this card?!!
• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.
Artist: Ben Crane
5 1/2" x 7 1/4"