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Birthday CardCan't choose your relatives, but you can have favorites!

Birthday Card - Can't choose your relatives, but you can have favorites! | Jeff Foxworthy Verse/Ben Crane Art | 24609 | Leanin' Tree

$1.95 each  
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Front: You Might Be In A Redneck Family If… Your brothers convinced you that you were an only child. The local tattoo parlor runs specials on your sister’s name. You have a family portrait by a courtroom artist. Your sister wrote off her boob job as a “business expense”. The FBI has more pictures of your family than you do. Your dad starts a fight in a bar and your mom finishes it. Your son is named after your favorite pro wrestler. You can’t visit relatives without getting mud on your tires. All your cousins are kissing cousins. Your grandmother is pregnant. Every member of your family has been shot at. There’s no record of your birth – anywhere.
Inside: You can't choose your relatives, but you can have favorites! Happy Birthday

Features:
• Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if...™" humor
• Art by Ben Crane
• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in U.S.A.

Artist: Jeff Foxworthy Verse/Ben Crane Art  
Item#:  24609
Size:  4 3/4" x 6 3/4"
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