Why Chcolates are Better Than Birthdays
Front Verse: Top 10 Reasons Chocolates Are Better than Birthdays
10. With chocolates, the higher the number, the better!
9. Nobody insists on serenading you before you can eat.
8. They're easier to hide.
7. You don't have to wait a year before having another.
6. Birthdays cause wrinkles; chocolate fills them out!
5. Crazy relatives don't feel compelled to call you each time you have one.
4. No messy candles.
3. There's a better chance of you getting what you really want.
2. Not having one isn't going to kill you--but why risk it?!
Inside Greeting: 1. And since there's really no way to avoid having a birthday... heck, you can have chocolate then, too!
Have a Chocolate-filled Birthday
• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in U.S.A.
Artist: Ben Crane
Size: 4 3/4" x 6 3/4"
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