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Funny old guy wearing a towel brushing teeth

Funny old guy wearing a towel brushing teeth

Inside

Birthday Card

...but throwing out your back while passing gas is.

Name: ...but throwing out your back while passing gas is.
Brand: D2Cleanintreebase
SKU: 32717
Price: 2.5 USD
Availability: InStock

$2.50 each~~$3.79 Retail~~

Details

front: Passing gas isn't necessarily a sign of old age...
inside: ...but throwing out your back while passing gas is. Happy Birthday, you old fart!