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Birthday CardTo a True-Blue, Straight-Shootin', Stand-up Guy!

Birthday Card - To a True-Blue, Straight-Shootin', Stand-up Guy! | Mike Scovel | 11493 | Leanin' Tree
Front: Top Ten Reasons Cowboys Don't Make Good Politicians 10. They don't speak the truth just when it suits them. 9. When you shake their hands, you have a deal... not a reason to count your fingers. 8. They don't take polls to figure out what they believe. 7. They're not inclined to sling s*** unless they're mucking a stall. 6. They're for bearing arms, but not for arming bears. 5. Their healthcare plan consists of rubbing some dirt on it and taking a shot of whisky. 4. They believe the legal driving age is whenever you can reach the pedals. 3. They're generally environmentally friendly, although some of 'em could benefit from a washcloth. 2. They're less concerned with Washington than they are the back forty.

Inside: 1. Their idea of a scandal is eating salsa made in New York City. Happy Birthday to a True-Blue, Straight-Shootin', Stand-up Guy!

• Verse printed on white interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper
• Made in U.S.A.

Artist: Mike Scovel  
Item#: 11493
Size: 5 1/2" x 7 1/4"
$1.95  each  ($2.95 Retail)

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