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Birthday CardI don't wake up until 7:00! Happy Birthday

3 old men in chairs on porch

$1.95 each  
($2.79 Retail)

Front: At 60 you feel like you always have to pee and you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out! When you're 70 you can't have a bowel movement! You eat bran, take laxatives and nothing comes out! 80 is the worst! You pee every morning at six, followed by a bowel movement at six thirty! What's so bad about that?
Inside: I don't wake up until 7:00! Wake up. It's time for your birthday!

Features:
• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper
• Made in U.S.A.

Artist: Dare to Laugh™  
Item#:  16643
Size:  4 3/4" x 6 3/4"