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Birthday Card...to reach out and bitch-slap someone

Woman in chair by door

$1.95 each  
($2.49 Retail)

Front:

So it's your birthday again. Well, here's my gift to you: While it takes 42 muscles to frown, it only takes 4 muscles...

Inside:

...to reach out and bitch-slap someone across the room for still looking as good as you do. Happy Birthday

Features:


• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper
• Made in U.S.A.

Artist: Maggie Mae Sharp  
Item#:  92172
Size:  5 1/2" x 4 1/4"