Get Well Card: Get well soon, or who inherits your shot glass collection?
You Might Be a Redneck Patient If...You treat your arthritis with motor oil.You've been hospitalized after a chili cook-off.The only blood test you've ever done was at a police station.You broke a toe when you dropped your belt buckle on it.You think an optimist is an eye doctor.The emergency room nurse knows everyone in your family by name.You've ever fixed your false teeth with a glue gun.Your wife's sexiest gown came from the hospital.
Get well soon... before people start deciding who inherits your shot glass collection!
• Jeff Foxworthy's “You might be a redneck if...™" humor
• Art by Ben Crane
• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in U.S.A.
Artist: Jeff Foxworthy Verse/Ben Crane Art
4 3/4" x 6 3/4"