Get Well Card
By any definition a get well wish is a get well wish!
Front Verse: Medical Definitions for Rednecks
Barium – What the undertaker does to ‘em once the doctors are through with ‘em.
Benign – What a child be after they be eight.
Cauterize – To have gotten noticed by a woman.
Cyst – To give someone in need a helpin’ hand.
Dilate – It sure beats dyin’ early.
Impotent – Significant and distinguished.
Node – To have been acquainted with someone in the past.
Pap Smear – To insult or belittle your own father.
Pathology – The study of trails.
Rectum – Crashed ‘em and totaled ‘em.
Tumor – Not just one more.
X-Rayed – For adult audiences only.
Inside Greeting: By any definition, a get well wish is a get well wish!
Cowboy with Broken Leg and Beer Drip
Card features colorful interior
Includes a colorful, designed envelope
Artist: Crash Cooper
Size: 5 1/2" x 7 1/4"
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