Graduation Card: I hope you land a job. Good luck with that!
Congratulations on graduating from
_high school. _community "college." _a real university. _beauty school, truck driving school...whatever.
I hope you... _like the taste of mac-n-cheese. _start working now to pay the government back. _learn how to function with a hangover. _land a job. Seriously, good luck with that.
You should... _find a roommate with money... who cooks. _consider the fast food industry. _stock up on aspirin. _try to land a reality TV gig.
Whishing you... _happiness and home-cooked meals. _low interest rates. _a sober future. _luck. You'll need it.
• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper
• Made in U.S.A.
Artist: Dare to Laugh™
4 3/4" x 6 3/4"