Birthday Card: Hope you've got a high-speed connection to birthday fun!
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Hi-Tech Redneck Glossary going on-line - See Fig.1 reboot - What you do when yer done scratchin' yer feet. hardware - Nuts, bolts, nails, screws, etc. server - That feller who doles out the beans. spread sheet - One way of fertilizin' a field. point and click - What happens when yer gun misfires. cell phone - What you use to make yer one call from prison. 3.5 inch floppy - The droppin' of a really small cow. microchip - That same droppin' after it's been sittin' out in the sun for a spell. hard drive - A truck with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt-out clutch. Fig.1: Going On-Line
Primary Verse (suggested):
Hope you've got a high-speed connection to all kinds of birthday fun!
• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• White envelope included with every card
• Made in U.S.A
Artist: Crash Cooper