Birthday Card: Gun Shy - The way you feel whenever a birthday comes around
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The Hunter’s Glossary of Essential Terms and Concepts>
<Action – The moving parts that allow a gun to be loaded and unloaded. On many hunts, this is just about the only action to be found. Bag Limit – The point beyond which a hunter begins to tune out his wife while she’s complaining about all the time he spends hunting. Bore – Measurement of the interior diameter of a gun barrel. Also, the endless hunting stories of the gun’s owner. Field Dressing – Something that you definitely want to avoid ordering on your salad. Guide – Someone who actually gets paid to go hunting. Kind of makes you want to go back and smack your high school career counselor, doesn’t it? Off Season – General term denoting all the unimportant days of the year. Tree Stand – A high vantage point from which you can fully survey a beautiful natural landscape completely devoid of deer. Turkey Call – Order phoned in to the local deli after failing to bag any game. Varmint – Any of a number of creatures occupying the “target practice” segment of the food chain. Venison – A fancy word used to trick yuppies into eating deer meat.
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Gun Shy – The way most folks your age feel whenever another birthday comes around !
• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• Envelope included with every card
• Made in U.S.A
Artist: Boots Reynolds