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Birthday CardAt your age, if you wake up and nothing hurts...

Single Card $3.49
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Front Verse:

I hope you felt terrible this morning! Lots of aches, indigestion, and pain...

Primary Verse (suggested):

Because at your age, if you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts... It probably means you're dead! Happy Birthday

Product Details

• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• White envelope included with every card
• Printed on recycled paper
• Made in U.S.A.

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Artist: Daryl Reed  
Item#:  2004632-P
Size:  5x7 Folded