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Birthday CardBy my calculation, that's 5 more months in a nursing home.

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Front Verse:

A recent article in some stupid medical journal advises that 30 minutes of exercise every day can extend your life.

Primary Verse (suggested):

So by my calculation, by the time we're about 85 years old we'll be able to spend 5 additional months in the nursing home at about $7,000 per month. Happy Birthday

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• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• White envelope included with every card
• Printed on recycled paper
• Made in U.S.A.

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Artist: Maggie Mae Sharp  
Item#:  2004646-P
Size:  5x7 Folded