Top Ten Senior Pickup Lines
10. Come here often? If so, could you tell me where I am?
9. Do you have an oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.
8. Like to come by and see my medicine cabinet?
7. Make like a compression sock and give me a squeeze!
6. Ever had a lap dance in a wheel chair before?
5. Do you play bingo, because I swear I’ve seen you B4.
4. Hey, baby. Wanna help me test my new hip replacement?
3. That pretty smile of yours would sure look good in a glass on my
2. You’re not dead yet either? We have so much in common!
1. Your heating
pad or mine?
Hope your birthday is a real pick-me-up!
• Full-color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.
Artist: Crash Cooper
5 1/2" x 7 1/4"