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Birthday CardHope your birthday is a real pick-me-up!


$1.95 each  
($3.79 Retail)

Front:

Top Ten Senior Pickup Lines 10. Come here often? If so, could you tell me where I am? 9. Do you have an oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away. 8. Like to come by and see my medicine cabinet? 7. Make like a compression sock and give me a squeeze! 6. Ever had a lap dance in a wheel chair before? 5. Do you play bingo, because I swear I’ve seen you B4. 4. Hey, baby. Wanna help me test my new hip replacement? 3. That pretty smile of yours would sure look good in a glass on my nightstand! 2. You’re not dead yet either? We have so much in common! 1. Your heating pad or mine?

Inside:

Hope your birthday is a real pick-me-up!

Features:

• Full-color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.

Artist: Crash Cooper  
Item#:  47769
Size:  5 1/2" x 7 1/4"