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Birthday CardIt beats the only alternative!

$1.95 each  
($3.29 Retail)


Top 10 Advantages to Getting Older 10. Your clothes have come back in style...twice! 9. You can no longer be cut down in your prime. 8.There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Plenty of time to catch up on the bathroom. 6. In any hostage situation, you'll probably be released first. 5. You repeat yourself without knowing it. 4. You're allowed to take a nap to get ready for bed. 3. You repeat yourself without knowing it. 2. You've made a lot of good memories... even if you can't remember them. And the number one advantage to getting older...


It beats the only alternative! Happy Birthday


• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.

Artist: Mike Scovel  
Item#:  48964
Size:  4 3/4" x 6 3/4"