Birthday Card: Wake up. It's time for your birthday!
At 60 you feel like you always have to pee and you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!
When you're 70 you can't have a bowel movement! You eat bran, take laxatives and nothing comes out!
80 is the worst! You pee every morning at six, followed by a bowel movement at six thirty!
What's so bad about that?
I don't wake up until 7:00!
It's time for your birthday!
• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.
Artist: Dare to Laugh™
4 3/4" x 6 3/4"