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Birthday CardReasons Beer is Better than Birthday Cake

$1.95 each
($3.95 Retail)


Reasons Beer is Better than Birthday Cake Nobody breathes on your beer except you. Beer never sets off a fire alarm. As far as beer is concerned, you're 21 forever! You don't have to wait a whole year until your next one. If you miss having a six-pack, it's easy to get another one. Beer is made of water, which is essential to life. Great stories don't usually start with cake. Does cake make you funnier and a better dancer? No, beer does that! You don't have to share your beer with kids.


Every day that has beer in it is a celebration! Happy Birthday


• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.

Artist: Ben Crane  
Item#:  69326
Size:  5 1/2" x 7 1/4"