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Birthday CardTop 10 Fears of Growing Old


$1.95 each
($3.95 Retail)

Front:

Top 10 Fears of Growing Old: Number Two

Inside:

5. Lack of variety among high fiber cereals. 4. Entire body getting tennis elbow. 3. Misplacing the Clapper. 2. Grey hair down there. 1. Not knowing why you got a birthday card. Happy Birthday

Additional Verse:

10. Falling asleep during the Evening News. 9. Falling asleep during sex. 8. Falling. 7. Putting a Depends on backwards. 6. Accidentally sexting.

Features:


• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.

Artist: G & C Studio  
Item#:  82356
Size:  4 3/4" x 6 3/4"