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Birthday CardSuccess is Not Peeing in Your Pants


"Success" at age 4 is not peeing in your pants...


At 12, success is having a friend. At 16, having a driver's license. At 20, having sex. At 35, having money. At 50, having money. At 60, having sex. At 70, having a driver's license. And at 80, success is not peeing in your pants. Happy Birthday


• Smaller sized, custom trimmed card
• Full-color artwork inside
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.

Artist: Maggie Mae Sharp  
Item#:  92065
Size:  5 1/2" x 4 1/4"