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Birthday CardWhen I am an Old Cat


When I Am An Old Cat When I am an old cat I shall wear a diamond collar and leave my footprints on white couches; I shall drink my cream with a touch of brandy and spit out my vitamins; I shall sit on the laps of dog people just to irritate them; I shall nap on top of the neighbor's petunias and perch on top of birdbaths and grow charmingly chubby. But for now I must tolerate the dog and use my litter box and not sharpen my claws on the sofa, so no one can doubt the truth that cats are superior to dogs. But every once in a while I wonder if I should be naughty now and then and nip a few toes, so my humans won't be too shocked when suddenly I become an old cat and start to wear a diamond collar.


Wishing you purr-fect contentment through every stage of life. Happy Birthday


• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in U.S.A.

Artist: Margaret Sherry  
Item#:  40068
Size:  4 3/4" x 6 3/4"