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Birthday CardSkip the beans and have a piece of cake!

$1.95 each  
($2.79 Retail)


When too many beans end up in your gut, they can make you yodel with your butt. So please don’t let the badger loose! Squelch the honk of that trouser goose! Don’t let ol’ Fluffy off the chain or let rip with a choo-choo train.


Skip the beans, have a piece of cake and enjoy your day, for heaven’s sake! Happy Birthday

Additional Verse:

Say “No Thanks!” to fanny squealers, blanket rippers and housepaint peelers. Plug barking spiders, sphincter whistles, anal volcanoes and methane missiles.


• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in U.S.A.

Artist: Ben Crane  
Item#:  59311
Size:  4 3/4" x 6 3/4"