Birthday Card: ...to reach out and bitch-slap someone
So it's your birthday again. Well, here's my gift to you: While it takes 42 muscles to frown, it only takes 4 muscles...
...to reach out and bitch-slap someone across the room for still looking as good as you do.
• Smaller-sized card
• Full-color artwork inside
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.
Artist: Maggie Mae Sharp
5 1/2" x 4 1/4"