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Birthday CardYou're another year older. CAN YOU STAND IT??

Single Card $3.49
Sending Service (one mail date) $4.04
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Front Verse:

I'm getting OLD I got out of bed and had CHEST PAINS... I looked down and realized I was STANDING ON MY NIPPLES.

Primary Verse (suggested):

You're another year older. CAN YOU STAND IT?? Happy Birthday

Product Details

• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• White envelope included with every card
• Printed on recycled paper
• Made in U.S.A

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Artist: Aunty Acid™  
Item#:  2003786-P
Size:  5x7 Folded