Top 10 Signs You Should
Get Well Soon
10. The clinic is running
out of duct tape.
9. You’re using your sick days for their intended purpose.
8. You’ve memorized all the infomercials.
7. Your side-effects are getting their own side-effects.
6. Your pill box is bigger than your TV.
5. Your doctor wants a new yacht.
4. You’re out of warranty and they don’t
make spare parts for you anymore.
3. You’re finding suppositories in your ears.
2. You don’t know where your hearing aids went.
And the #1 reason…
Because you deserve to feel better!
• Full-color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.
Artist: Ben Crane
5 1/2" x 7 1/4"