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Birthday CardI vote for a Happy Birthday!

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Front Verse:

Political Shit Bureaucracy: I don't care if shit happens as long as you fill out the forms. Capitalism: The more shit, the more profit. Commercialism: Let's package this shit. Communism: It's everybody's shit. Diplomacy: Let's pretend shit doesn't happen. Liberalism: Let shit happen. Patriotism: Better our shit than anyone else's. Politics: If shit happens, make a deal with it. Racism: White shit happens to me; brown shit happens to you. Socialism: My shit is your shit. Tax Office: Shit happens if you're on our shit list. Military: Attention! Shit will happen: HAPPEN!

Primary Verse (suggested):

What the shit... I vote for a happy birthday!

Product Details

• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• White envelope included with every card
• Made in U.S.A

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Artist: Dare to Laugh™  
Item#:  2001130-P
Size:  5x7 Folded