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Birthday Card - Staff PickSkip the beans, have a piece of cake!

Cowboy with burn hole rear trousers
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Front Verse (suggested):

A Birthday Poem for {Recipient} <When too many beans end up in your gut, they can make you yodel with your butt. So please don’t let the badger loose! Squelch the honk of that trouser goose! Don’t let ol’ Fluffy off the chain or let rip with a choo-choo train.>

Primary Verse (suggested):

Say “No Thanks!” to fanny squealers, blanket rippers and housepaint peelers. Plug barking spiders, sphincter whistles, anal volcanoes and methane missiles. Skip the beans, have a piece of cake and enjoy your day, for heaven’s sake! Happy Birthday

Product Details

• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• White envelope included with every card
• Made in U.S.A

Artist: Ben Crane  
Item#:  2001308-P
Size:  5x7 Folded