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Birthday CardThe field's bone dry, but darn it, have a Happy Birthday!

Single Card $3.49
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Front Verse:

The field's bone dry, the cow's gone mad, the bank now owns all we once had. With four bald tires on our broken-down truck, we might run outta gas or we might run outta luck. The hens won't lay the horse is lame...

Primary Verse (suggested):

...but darn it, {Recipient}, I'm wishing you a Happy Birthday, all the same!

Product Details

• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• Envelope included with every card
• Made in U.S.A

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Artist: Mike Scovel  
Item#:  2001379-P
Size:  5x7 Folded