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Birthday CardYou really should be resting!

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Front Verse:

Top Ten Reasons Not To Clean The House On Your Birthday: 10. Topsoil is a finite resource. 9. Kicking up all that dust will give you respiratory problems. 8. It is a federal offense to disturb an independent ecosystem. 7. If you keep the old dirt around, the new dirt won't even show up. 6. You'll never be able to find anything if you put all that stuff away. 5. If you let it go long enough, the Feds will classify it as a Superfund Site and cut you a check. 4. Cleaning products irritate your skin. 3. You'll just find more bills you haven't paid. 2. Do it once, and they'll expect it all the time!

Primary Verse (suggested):

1. At your age, you really should be resting! Happy Birthday

Product Details

• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• White envelope included with every card
• Printed on recycled paper
• Made in U.S.A

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Artist: Boots Reynolds  
Item#:  2002205-P
Size:  5x7 Folded