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Get Well CardBy any definition, a get well wish is a get well wish!

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Front Verse:

Medical Definitions for Rednecks Barium – What the undertaker does to ‘em once the doctors are through with ‘em. Benign – What a child be after they be eight. Cauterize – To have gotten noticed by a woman. Cyst – To give someone in need a helpin’ hand. Dilate – It sure beats dyin’ early. Impotent – Significant and distinguished. Node – To have been acquainted with someone in the past. Pap Smear – To insult or belittle your own father. Pathology – The study of trails. Rectum – Crashed ‘em and totaled ‘em. Tumor – Not just one more. X-Rayed – For adult audiences only.

Primary Verse (suggested):

By any definition, a get well wish is a get well wish!

Product Details

• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• White envelope included with every card
• Made in U.S.A

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Artist: Crash Cooper  
Item#:  2001376-P
Size:  5x7 Folded