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Valentine's Day CardA Redneck Love Pome


Front Verse (suggested):

A Redneck Love Pome For My Darling, {Recipient} Roses is red an' my neck's red too an' you make my lips pucker like a big plug o' chew. If you was my shed I'd be proud to have made ya an' if you was my gun in my rack I'd display ya. Cuz yer sleek like a bass boat an' hotter'n fire yer more grippin' to me than a new set o' tires. I'm a sad, lovesick fool jus' a-carryin' a torch an' I whine like them houn' dogs that's under my porch. Cuz you make my head spin like I'uz drinkin' White Lightnin' (I ain't use to much thinkin' I confess it's a mite fright'nin'.) But yu'v stol my poor heart like that big tornader that come through last month an' took off with my trailer...

Primary Verse (suggested):

So I'll give you sum candy an' flowers by the duz'n - Heck, I'd rather kiss you than my purt'iest cuz'n! You 'n' me go together like catfish 'n' beer batter! Happy Valentine's Day

Product Details
• Add your photos to this folded greeting card
• Change the message or write your own
• Choose from several layout options for the inside and back
• White envelope included with every card
• Made in U.S.A

Item#:  1_2001653-P
Size:  5x7 Folded