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Valentine's Day CardChocolate is always sweet!

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Vintage woman with box of chocolates


Top Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Men


Chocolate is always sweet! Happy Valentine’s Day

Additional Verse:

All the good chocolate isn’t already taken. Chocolate never leaves the seat up. All your friends understand what you see in it. Every chocolate is rich. Its sole purpose is to give you pleasure. When you’ve had enough chocolate, you can put it away in its box. Chocolate might make you fat, but it can’t make you pregnant. You can spot the nutty ones immediately. PMS will only make you appreciate it more. You don’t have to go to a bar to pick up chocolate. Your mother will never say it’s not good enough for you. If you and your best friend like the same chocolate, it’s not a problem. It’s OK to have more than one chocolate a day. You always know where your chocolate is. Chocolate doesn’t live with its parents or ask you for money.


• Shiny foil-design accents
• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.

Artist: Masterfile Corporation  
Item#:  32315
Size:  4 3/4" x 6 3/4"