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What to Write in a Halloween Card

Wish your friends and family a spook-tacular Halloween with a hand-written, personalized message. Finding the words to write to your loved ones isn't always easy, especially for Halloween. That's why we have put together a handy list of Halloween jokes, quotes, messages, and sayings to help you add a boo-tiful, personal touch to your Halloween cards! Whether it's funny, heartfelt, or spooky, this guide includes ideas for how to best sign a Halloween card for anyone in your life.

Spooky and Funny Halloween Jokes for Cards

  • Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
    A: He didn't have any guts!

  • Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
    A: To get to the body shop.

  • Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
    A: A nectarine!

  • Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
    A: I scream!

  • Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
    A: For the Boos.

  • Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
    A: He wanted to get ahead in life.

  • Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
    A: Mali-boo.

Funny Halloween Quotes

  • Forget Love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Sandra J. Dykes
  • Lock your windows, bolt the door; monster season's here once more! - Rusty Fischer
  • It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus! - Max, "Hocus Pocus"
  • Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us. - Tim Burton

Halloween Card Messages and Wishes

  • Hope your day doesn't "suck" like a vampire. May you have an amazing day and a freakishly scary Halloween!
  • Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.
  • Wishing you a night full of frights and a bag full of delights. Happy Halloween!
  • May you have a fang-tastic evening, ghoul-friend! I'm so lucky to have you in my life. Halloween wishes to you!
  • Have a spook-tacular, boo-tiful, wooo-nderful, and fang-tastic Halloween!
  • Have a killer Halloween!
  • Wishing you lots of fun and lots of yummy treats!
  • May your Halloween be filled with scary times and scary memories. Happy Halloween!
  • Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween and a great fall season this year! Happy Haunting!
  • Spooks, treats, and yummy eats. Wishing you the best Halloween ever!
  • Witching you a very haunted Halloween!

Check out our spook-tacular assortment of Halloween Cards!